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"The List"

... 'cause, you know ...

Ok, this may seem completely pointless - alright, so it is - but I figured it would be pretty damn funny to put it on the web.

This is the almighty Sex List. A few months ago, Sof and I thought of people in history that we would want to go back and have sex with. Why? Damned if I know why. While on the phone with her, I decided to jot them down on the Word Processor... well, the list kinda expanded into not only historical but fictional characters... which branched into sub-lists of certain types of fictional characters... and so on and so forth.

I'd just like to mention, some of these not only do I know know of, but would not want to screw. Thats why Sof's name is jotted next to them. As are some of mine.

Time Machine (the historical list)

Alexander the Great

Napoleon (whilst young)

Caligula

Mozart

Edgar Allen Poe (whilst young)

Germanicus

Merlot

Shakespeare (whilst young) [Alx only]

Nero

Antony

Voltaire

David Bowie (younger)

John Lennon (younger) [Alx only]

Tom Cruise (younger, and just as Lestat)

Guy Fawks

Marquis de Sade

Fictional

[Vampiric]

Lestat de Lioncourt (#1)

Zillah

Marius (Alx)

Mael (Sof)

Spike

Louis

Nothing

Molochai

Twig

Armand

Memnoch the Devil (Sof)

Jean-Claude

Daniel

Eric

[Other]

Legolas

Haldir

Narcissus (Greek-God and shape-shifting hermaphrodite)

Various Gods and God-like beings

Edward Scissorhands

Alex the Rapist

Jack

Roger (Alx)

Pippin

Paul

Grima Wormtongue (Sof, for sure)

Hamlet

Romeo (Alx)

Mecutio

Puck (MSND)

[Cartoon Characters]

Gabe

Terry

Nightcrawler

Wolverine (Alx)

Quicksilver

Metal Steve

Puple-haired guy on Diesel Sweeties

Begeta (Sof)

Jon (Alx)

Gore

Dan

Puck

Goliath

Ferio

Basil

Australian Mouse

Deerpike

Writhe

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Lantis

Eagle

Delando